My wife and I watch Shark Tank every Saturday (as that's when Hulu makes it available), and our main pet peeve is that Sharks during one deal will say "I know nothing about that industry, "...and for that reason, I'm out" (or, "I'm oat" as Robert says); and the next they'll be charmed by someone pitching something…

Every single one of these dudes looks gay (starting with this one right here).

I don't know. Brad has just been sort of cheesy/sleazy the past few years, and not in a charming way.

Uncool. Uncool uncool uncool.

NBC really Britta'd this one

=(

Oh well, at least we have next year's NBC lineup to look forward to.

I know, right? I'm kind of not joking.

Dear Monkeygod in Monkeyheaven Above,

Seems reasonable but I don't think I'd announce my new name, even with the book. I'd be all "Here's the book under my old name, thanks for the cash, don't look for me."

ha ha he is a true performance artist

From experience I would never sleep with an asian man again. I've never been attracted tot hem, made the mistake of sleeping with one once and never again. Black guys every day.

One question…… is Captain Jack involved?

I would like Kelly Osbourne's Tom Ford sunglasses, Johnny Weir's manicure, and Anderson Cooper age 17, please and thank you. Can I add them to an Amazon wishlist of some sort?

Aww! I shall call her The Baby Who Waited!

You don't have to die. Old people can live for decades on tea and toast.

When's the mobile app for Android coming out???

As someone with extremely curly hair, my version of this is basically "That's the humidity level? Fuck this, fuck that, fuck everything."

I have much more hatred for Papyrus than Comic Sans. It is the scourge of every day spa, new age shop, and wellness center.