Exactly. Don't get me wrong, despite lack of sleep I sometimes felt like I had super powers: I was faster at everything and took multitasking to a crazy new level. But I could have been so much better: more passionate, animated, dedicated.

I'm the tail end of Gen X and a very late adopter so it's easy for me to be immune or oblivious to most of these. Most are my friends are younger and it's more a part of their lives so it seems like a daily challenge. Am I right? Y'all whippersnappers need to tell me what's up.

You're right not to care because you're not terrible. It is all incredibly freaky. I was the same way before I had my own. I held like 3 my whole life and hated it. My thing was "it's so little, but so thick and squirmy at the same time, Wtf take it away!"

Haha you are neither a freak nor a terrible person. I felt the same way, while I was pregnant! The cult of baby/mommyhood is soooo not my scene. I would have liked to chat about Downton Abbey or Walking Dead over some wine, as my friends can attest.

This is great. I'd like to add that everyone needs to BE FLEXIBLE in case things change dramatically AFTER baby. I feel like a wimp telling my story from the cushy world of academia, but it illustrates my point.

...and I'm crying now. Being at home with a little one is the hardest thing I've ever done so I've tasted some of that unhappiness and desperation. You must have felt like 10 different emotions at the same time when those folks helped you. I'm determined to pay it forward if I'm able one day!

I get it, but his nose never fails to remind me of a penis. Every. Time.

Viola Davis looks positively regal with natural hair and her advocacy is amazing. My husband was food insecure as a child so her cause is near and dear. So many feels!

The picture for this is giving me flashbacks of sweeping the wood floor of our first house and seeing chest (?) hair stuck in the varnish. I had to wonder if the contractor refinished them in the nude. I tried going after each one with a razor and tweezers but it was such a pain I only did one. If men are…

I'll just leave this here:

For real.

I'm getting a Celine Dion vibe for some reason.

Amber Rose does it better. Just sayin...

I wonder how many of the people who are quibbling about the statistics and the way Plan B works have ever been to the Border, spoken to migrants, know anybody at all who has made the journey. Would y'all be such sticklers about numbers if we were talking about rapes on campus? Here's some info for you: many migrant…

Made me think of Dr. Seuss himself...

That's how to measure its awesomeness!

Yikes I got it all wrong. I assumed it meant horny. Maybe because I've always disliked that term...

People, I'm dying to know what color everybody sees the ACLU logos!

If only! We could be done with republicans.

This is the first image that came to mind. Couldn't help myself!