I can't bear to read stuff like this because I was MOSTLY warned of the flood of love/wonder of it all, and I felt guilty and horrible for not feeling it as strongly as everyone else seemed to have. Instead, I WISH 3 different lactation consultants and my son's pediatrician HADN'T told me how great breastfeeding was…

It looks like a homemade lure of bacon on dental floss. Mwahaha!

The use of this picture is phenomenal in so many ways. Well played!

My niece's cats are door dashers and both escaped. One was my fault...

I like the belief that how you spend New Year's is how you'll spend the rest of the year. Last night we were with my husband's amazing family singing karaoke into the night. My favorite song was "Tangerine Speedo."

Omg the hat! Out-effing-STANDING.

NICE. Cleaning out my stationery drawers last night I found a "Traditions I'd Like To Start" note I wrote to myself on a snowman card. It includes "listen to the David Sedaris elf story" and "watch The Boondocks Christmas Pageant episode." (Might have to wait to share that second one, mijo is 2...) This merits…

Reminds me of somebody else's story about a famous singer's relationship with tuna... (One of my all time favorite movies!)

This is the first image that came to mind. Who's with me?

Her Royal Highness gives new meaning to "The Angels' Share..." <3

This makes my frequent experiences of football micro-aggression all the more disconcerting. It seems like everywhere I go there are televisions, and the last few days it has been football. At least during the World Cup it was futból. This morning I ate breakfast at one of my favorite Mexican restaurants and there were…