On the positive, at least he didn’t grab her pussy.

As a teen who was only allowed to wear sensible underpants, I never imagined my knickers would get progressively bigger in my twenties. But here we are at 27 and I only own one thong and at least twenty-five boy shorts.

I have a few friends who work in Hollywood and they claim she is, if a little quirky (which I expected). One works in the Santa Clarita diet show and says she’s an absolute doll and remembers everyone’s name, and tries to get everyone out on time bc she gets that everyone has families and shit to do bc she does too. I…

I wear the boyshorts type big underwear because I don’t like feeling like my knickers are going up my buttcrack

You know very well Nicole is unabashedly making fun of Gwen in front of her. LOL.

I’m open about that. I’m here to provide for my family. I like what i do, but I’d never do it for free. I have no loyalty, and will go to wherever can provide the best work/life/compensation balance. Luckily for them, my current job has been very good to me in that regard. 

Do not fall for the Follow Your Bliss bullshit. Do not look for your job to fulfill your emotional needs. It’s a paycheck. You owe them a day’s work and they owe you a paycheck. That’s it.

It’s so enraging. Victims have enough problems being believed as it is without people pulling shit like this.

If this were a script for a teevee drama, it would get rejected as too unrealistic.

I mean, writing a check?  Come on.  He wanted to get caught or what?

I confess I absolutely cannot wrap my head around the Smollett case. Like....WHY?? It’s just so astoundingly stupid if this is all true. Like, no rational cost/benefit analysis would make this even remotely feasible. Gamble your career and reputation on what, a pay raise? To be fair, I absolutely don’t get the…

All the small things.

It works out too bc it’s only suggestively gay so I don’t have to deal with angry parents- bc anyway, the way the game works is you draw a random card out of an envelope so if I didn’t have it 50/50 some kids would be getting the same gender anyway. 

I was at Target last night and when we walked past the girl’s clothing section there was a St. Patrick’s Day dress on a mannequin that I thought said “Boys are my lucky charm” and I was about to get upset, but then I realized it actually said “Bows are my lucky charm” cause there was like a big-ass bow on the…

I hate it, too but it does suit her aesthetic (which I also hate.)

Eh. They’re adults, they’ve been dating on and off for several years, and they’ve both been through the whole marriage thing before. I don’t see any reason to think they’re any less serious than any other couple, even if her ring’s not necessarily my taste for an engagement ring.

I have a narrow cobalt band because I’m allergic to anything else. It hasn’t come off my cold, dead hands in nearly 4 years. I do, however, wear a whole host of other rings with it, of which most are costume. This is my second marriage and I wanted everything the opposite of my first: plain band and costume jewelry…

When I was little, my grandma had a stash of dolls and cheap costume jewelry from 40s-60s the in the front room for my sister and me to play with when we were over at her house, so she could chat (drink) with my dad in peace. One of Grandma’s rings looked EXACTLY like Perry’s.

She's wearing a lot of makeup in her wedding photos. She's beautiful, but let's not pretend she's got nothing on. 

I legit love that the linked Celebitchy story says “the one procedure Kim hasn’t had done is a nose job”