Wait, are we renting the village or are we buying the village?  Because I have some 401ks I can cash in and I’ll probably get pretty close to that price and if I got my own village in Spain where I had okay wireless coverage and never had to see another human, I’d do it.

All things considered, purchasing an entire Spanish village for less than $200,000 sounds quite reasonable.

It’s more fun and less boring than straight drinking. Less obnoxious than going to the club. Everyone gets to be a star for 3 minutes even if they suck. Actually, the worse you are can be even better. It’s usually nostalgic and just agenda-less FUN.

It’s gonna take a lot more than two of The Worst People singing karaoke to ruin it for me. The battle for the soul of karaoke was won years ago when my mother took my sister’s mic to nail a perfect rendition of Gangsta’s Paradise.

Ughhhh fuck them. We have so little pure left, in the garbage fire that is 2018, LEAVE KARAOKE ALONE.

OMG, that poor kid. These look like early 2000s Missy Elliot backup dancer costumes mashed up with a YA dystopian novel. Plus ...old Chucks?

I believe it was Abraham Lincoln who said “you can please some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can’t do better than put kids in an ugly-ass ‘Futuristic Construction Worker’ look to unite everyone against you regardless of gender.”

I for one welcome our new Transgender Death Panel overlords.

Clearly this is another attempt by the leftists to destroy America.

Haha. It's a cross between evil Montel and Romany. Still not Idris.

I see evil Montel Williams

It’s interesting how Jezebel’s readers have grown up over the years, but the writers keep getting younger.

Childish and sort of insulting in a way. “...25 years of marriage, to one person...or 25 years of anything?” which I read as “How incredibly boring it must be to be you, satisfied with just one thing. Get a life!”  Lady, you have no fucking clue what life is like when you spend it with your best friend.  The life I…

“Can you imagine 25 years of marriage, to one person, even Barack Obama? Or 25 years of anything?”

I think I am aging out of Jezebel. What a childish thing to write.

Im not sure I agree with Armie here. Stan Lee touched A LOT of lives in various ways. Posting a photo of yourself with him can be a way of honoring a moment that meant a lot to you or was special. I think posting a unique picture of yourself with a person you admired is better than reposting a canned image/getty…

Chore Day Pro Tip:

I’m the same way with Channing Tatum and Joe Manganiello. Bodies, yes. Faces, no.

No one OWES anyone sex. But yes, I feel sad for the people not sleeping with Lenny Kravitz. Myself included. 

I’ve met him in person and stood very close to him while he was wearing some slippers at work and I’d put him at a solid 5’10”. Definitely not 6 feet but not 5’8” either-not that that matters very much because he’s a whole snack regardless of height.

I hope he can figure it out before they have a baby (baby, baa-byy)