I’m shocked. This is my shocked face.

All this “watching a pregnant woman” is super creepy.

I love you, Bette, but, no.

Neither. They’re clearly both hysterical.

Cardi isn’t managing her money well but nouveau riche is the dumbest insult. People are supposed to be ashamed for earning instead of inheriting their money? Wish that shit had died with Louis XVI

Not only does cutting out booze dramatically reduce your caloric intake, you suddenly have to find something to do to distract yourself. Pumping iron seems healthier than commenting on the internet...

Which has an extra level of WTFness when you consider the fact that Kanye - allegedly - sunk $50 million into trying to make Yeezy happen and Kim was - again, allegedly - the one who had to bail him out.

I said something once to my MIL about how hard it must have been for her raising two little kids alone after she divorced my husband’s father. She gave me that Obama look up there and was like, girl, I went from 3 babies down to 2. My life got way easier. 

“I slaved around the world making clothes for you”

Bieber has foregone a prenuptial agreement in his marriage to that Hailey girl.

Kim and Kanye seem to have some modern version of a marriage of convenience. He loves her because she has a record followers on social media (he even put it in his wedding vows if I’m not mistaken) and because he has a doll to dress up. She maybe wanted some hiphop street cred...? They live apart a good deal of the…

My question to my husband last night was, “If Kavanaugh could see into the future, do you think he would have not allowed himself to be nominated?” And he responded “No way, I know guys like him and they can’t imagine a world where past indiscretions would hinder future opportunities.” Made me realize how true that…

Did anyone else scroll down to this without looking closely and think it was a photo from Gwyneth Paltrow’s wedding?

Wasn’t aware Alton Brown was ever on the menu (so to speak), but he looks genuinely happy with his new bride. Mazel Tov to him and her, and may their wedding gifts include no unitaskers*.

After this, and what he said about women needing to stay out of the workplace if they can’t “handle it”, AND basically his entire history...I’m scared for his daughters.

Yeah, that’s what I don’t understand. I appreciate Conway being open about her assault - and I do not for a second discount the courage it took to talk about it on national television - but she said you should blame the perpetrator, not all men. But Dr. For IS doing just that. So either Conway doesn’t believe Ford (tho…

So...she feels like she’s responsible for her own assault?

Best Chris, worst West. 

The groping was absolutely intentional!! COME ON!