I’m not sure what the “best” way of getting rid of him is, but at this point I’d be satisfied if Big Bird sat on him and suffocated him to death. A humiliating end for a humiliating chapter of our presidential history.

Speaking of dirt bags, Doug Jones was asked about DJT and apparently was possessed by a Republican when giving his answer:

Literally all of it except the rubbery dog bones probably.

another customer requested that their flight attendants sing Christmas carols for the duration of the flight

I don’t care how rich I am, it would never occur to me to tip A PILOT.

Do you smoke after sex?

I don’t care for Taylor Swift’s music but if you’re going to claim she used feminism to make herself famous and rich you should probably throw in that she also used her song writing skills to create music that appeals to millions, marketing skills that keep her in the headlines, and from what I read, artistic and…

Bearback Mountain. The tender story of two grizzlies finding each other, and leaving the condoms at home.

I think that makes you a good person. Good people think about what their good luck or advantages can do for others. The few times a year when I buy a lottery ticket, I always dream about how awesome it would be to walk into the homes of my sisters and parents and friends and tell them I’ve paid it all off. I don’t…

Ok I would totally do this if I had that kind of money (minus the ridiculous suitcases and $20 dollar bills). Does that make me a terrible person? I’m pretty sure he donates a fair amount to charity as well and he has more money than he can spend, so it’s not like this is taking away from charity donations or…

Oh, don’t worry RE: Duke of Windsor, they don’t miss him and hit the wall in this season. It’s so good, this season has been really quite brilliant, with some really stand out episodes.

That was my thought as well. I had my kids at 30 and 33. I love them both, but if my husband and I have done our jobs they’ll be out of our house by the time we’re 54. I honestly think it would kill me to be at the parental starting line at 54.

This is an insult to pigs; they are extremely intelligent and delicious animals.

I’m fully convinced that:

Giada’s pretty up there on the cringe meter.

So what you are saying is they Don’t Speak?

people would be like, ‘aww did you break up with your boyfriend and you’ve been up all night cryin? those dark circles look busted, girl’

Be careful what you wish for. I had a really small container of an eye moisturizer that was nice and I used sparingly because you only need a little for your eyes. One day I go to use it and it’s pretty much completely gone. Ask my husband and he had used the whole thing on his face and hands and wanted to know if I…

I’m disappointed in Rowling’s response. Especially because I think Depp is a one-trick pony and I’m bored with his trick.

What, you walked right past the Pfeffernuesse? Unforgivable lapse in situational awareness.