THANK YOU. They are the most Orange County couple ever. So fake and annoying.

I dream of this situation. Only he steps forward, hand extended, and I recoil and yell, “DON’T GRAB MY PUSSY!”

That girl whipping her hair (probably full of flammable product) around that blowtorch made me VERY nervous. And twerking with a toolbelt seems like a recipe for a lower back injury. Would that qualify for worker’s comp? #fellowold

The fact that she had crazy-legit talent to start with goes a long way as well, unlike many of today’s “famous for being famous” celebrity set. Plus, you generally get the sense that she’s in on the joke—at least a little bit.

Exactly. When people say that, I *think* they mean chaps without anything underneath in the butt area.

It’s basically a third-party technology platform through which you open websites for online shopping (or use the browser plugin, which I recommend for ease of use). I imagine they compile data on your spending habits and sell that to the retailers. They contact you occasionally with coupons/deals that may be…

It’s basically a third-party technology platform through which you open websites for online shopping (or use the…

Haha, yep. My best eBates have been booking travel for my entire work team when Priceline or Hotels.com have been 7-10% cash back (like $200-300 cash back to me in a single purchase). Or when I re-established AT&T service at my new house—I got something like $250 in a Visa gift card (basically cash) from AT&T as a…

Check out Gap, Banana, JCrew or JCrew Factory, depending on your preferences and price point. All have good, quality basics and are 40-60% off everything right now. And if you shop through eBates, you’ll get 6-10% cash back from any of these sites via a check or PayPal transfer in a couple of months. (Not a paid,…

Plus, eBates is giving higher-than-normal %’s of cash back today. OldNavy is 8% and Gap is 6%. JCrew has 40% off of almost everything online, plus 10% cash back from eBates, which is unheard of from JCrew.

Plus, eBates is giving higher-than-normal %’s of cash back today. OldNavy is 8% and Gap is 6%. JCrew has 40% off…

It took me a minute to catch up to you there, but you’re absolutely right! It’s honestly hard to keep up with all of the levels of BS this guy has thrown our way.

He did name his son Baron... tells you all you need to know about how he views himself and his family.

From what I hear, he should have his choice of rooms.

I’m always a fan of a stone-faced head-to-toe-and-back-up-again look, then turn away. It’s a silent act of disdain that speaks volumes.

I’ve been in a TERRIBLE mood all week, which was noted this morning by my husband. I simply replied that I’m STRESSED THE HELL OUT ABOUT EVERYTHING. Not making light of being medicated, but I seriously wish I were right now.

Sitting here in NC on pins and (pine) needles, feeling proud to have cast my early straight-Dem vote, and having helped register voters. Just hope it’s all enough to turn NC blue in the Presidential, and flush that fuckwad governor down a gender-neutral toilet.

Co-fucking-signed on all of this. The early days with my first baby, I was an absolute wreck. Exhausted, on the brink emotionally, very isolated. Only in hindsight do I see this clearly.

Hah, yes... I think one of my exes would fall into that category. They think they’re James fucking Bond because they have a security clearance, and love to drop into conversation, “but I can’t really go into that,” as a reminder of what a BFD they are. And don’t get me started on their use of acronyms...

I lived and dated in DC for many years. While there were a handful of good ones in there (including my husband), they seemed to break down into two main camps: floppy-haired southern douche-bros (think: pastels, loafers without socks) or international playboys. Given the choice, I opted for the latter, and had…

I’ve noticed that GAP brands (includes Old Navy, Banana Republic) have a high % of models of color, and often show mixed couples/families where the man/dad is black/non-white. They’ve also shown gay couples and are very vocal about support for the LGBTQ community. (ETA: oops, meant to reply to another comment in…

Abso-freaking-lutely. I waited around 40 minutes to vote early here in NC. When polls are only open on election day, voters have to assume it could take hours, which for so many people is not feasible. This only works to disenfranchise those who can’t afford to, or get permission to, take that time off of work. …