yeah, so... North Carolinian here. first off I hope that people realize that “the state” is not in support of this bill. it was a state-level power-grab (small government republicans at their finest) in response to Charlotte passing a toothless anti-discriminatory “bathroom law” that would allow trans folks—…

While I have been reading the comments on Jezebel for years, I am using my first comment I’ve ever posted to say: this is MY LOCAL and I’m well proud of it #sawf #lahndahn

#notallrapes

Hi, my name’s Jonathan Franzen and I really don’t see what the uproar is all about.

The girl who plays Sansa Stark is also going to be Jean Grey in the new X-Men movie, I expect she is the emerging premier redhead.

I thought I *might*, so let my roots grow out for a while. But turns out I look more like Paulie Walnuts, so covered them right back up again.

I have no idea what the sequel is about but the white dress has been confusing for me too. I figured there was a debutante ball since that’s a big Greek American thing- especially in LA where Nia’s from.

I’m glad this movie exists because reading this comment made me laugh a great deep laugh that has seemingly cured my all-day hangover.

OMG EXACTLY! I was like... She's in high school? No jk she's getting married? Wait wut?

I thought it was the girl too. But, now that you point it out, she is clearly a child.

The trailers def make it seem that way, showing her in a white dress and everything.

This is a first world problem if I’ve ever seen one.

Dear Mirror, I would like to wed your headline writer. Many thanks in anticipation of a speedy reply.

I live in NYC, and no one I know (admittedly small sample size) has a problem with the “nudity.” It’s totally legal to be topless in public in NYC, man or woman. It’s the aggressive solicitation for money. Between them and the fake cartoon/Disney characters, not to mention the throngs of tourists, it’s just…

Kim Fields might have been out of her element but Tootie would have killed.

“There was this girl group called All Saints. And I had already beaten up one of them in the bathroom, the black girl Shaznay,” says Mel. “She started giving me attitude so I went in the bathroom and tried to rip her weave off.

Guys, this is a really dissappointing way for my very first crush to end up.

Exactly. One Ontario winter around Mennonites (still with the fucking skirts when it’s 20 below) was enough anecdotal evidence of the power of spiritual abuse for me.

I will never understand the decision to name a child Spurgeon. These people make a shitload of poor choices, but this might take the cake.