I don’t know if you’ve got to be knees deep in denial or a victim of some serious emotional abuse or just a mystery to be in Camille’s shoes right now. But my god, do I wish she’d just run already.

ive already been practicing my takes, you’re welcome everyone who gets to read them twice:

I think Miles Kane is a dick by the sounds of it, and 100% glad he’s being called out for it. That being said, I really like the band (questionable name aside) and I’m quite surprised to see them described as ‘shitty’ in the title. They were even nominated for the Mercury Prize in the UK, which is certainly not…

Pffft. Science.

Maybe? We’ll see how they play it out. It’d be nice if they play it the way I’d go, but I don’t write movies. :-P

I seldom get to post this.

For all the hate, vitriol, subtle and overt racism that was aimed at this man over the last eight years, did he not handle it with uncommon grace and dignity? I never asked President Obama to be a perfect President, such a thing is an impossibility. But he played the long game, never panicked, never showed fluster,…

You can appeal jury trials on the basis of mistakes and errors. You can also appeal on the basis of new evidence, but new evidence is not the only basis for appeals by a long shot.

I recently played Free Your Mind for a bunch of new hires at my company and their minds were blown.

In Belize I knew this whole family led by a Grandmother, and she and her dozen (approx) grandchildren would PILE into the room, squash into the couch and watch all the Golden Girls episodes that came on mid-morning, about three in a row, I think. The kids fucking LOVED the GGs and laughed their tiny asses off.

That’s true, but wouldn’t it be nice to know once and for all what happened?

Only a defendant who was found guilty can have a new trial if evidence supporting his innocence has been found. The state cannot do that. They have one chance to get their case right (unless its a mistrial) and that’s it, otherwise you end up with a circus of trial after trial like in the Amanda Knox case in Italy.

I think I might need to start using “Il Marchese” to describe my periods; it seems like it would give them a certain cosmopolitan flair.

Well someone had to say it.

Yoko’s 25 Things could only be more Yoko if it were a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat.

The media didn’t change the rules. The cultural revolution and feminism changed the rules; they redefined marriage. Women deserve so much more than to be sold into marriages for social and political reasons to a man who will neither love nor be faithful to them. They deserve more than suffering the humiliation of…

I have a relationship test that’s easier and free! Nurse each other through the stomach flu, if you can still be attracted to each other afterwards you're good to go.

My dad has guns now because he’s a conservative and decided to do it on principle (he had a working replica musket and no bullets when I was growing up that took 20 minutes and skill to load- I know he has at least two more modern guns now).

God fucking damnit.