ALTAVISTA, DOGPILE, AND ASKJEEVES FOR LYFFEEE.

Lord no, that was for the cool kids...it was Magellan for simple folk like me...

When I first encountered the internet in 1996 I had no clue about search engines, I didn’t even know they existed. I would see websites for my favourite bands etc listed in newspapers and magazines which I would then carefully copy into a little book I had expressly for this purpose, I would then type the address into…

Well, and it also gives you the illusion of control...something rape strips from you. If you think there’s something you “did wrong” then you can “learn” and it won’t happen again. Same reason women who haven’t been raped want to believe it. They want to convince themselves that if they follow the rules they’re safe.…

She's not marrying them. She just filing the goddamn paperwork.

And now I’ve won pissing contest twice, Madeline! And my one post got starred over 1000 times! CAN I PLEASE BE OUT OF THE GREYS NOW?!

Your misplaced uterus is gathering with other free uterii to plan the liberation of the uterus currently possessed by Michelle Duggar. It’s overused and needs a break.

I lost my uterus (I like to say “misplaced” b/c it gets good looks from people) a while back, and it’s a sucky thing to go through. Since I’m sure Kim K is scouring the Jez comments for advice, wink, here are some good things to focus on:
1. You’ll never have to buy tampons again, and you can re-purpose your existing…

The day that the Oxford Dictionaries release their new additions is MY FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR. Oh my god you guys, it is THE BEST. It’s like word-nerd Christmas only so so so so much better because you get to watch the spasms of outraged sphincter-clenching from people losing their tiny minds over the fact that…

Ahhh, My-So-Called Life. The show that made me want to learn English so bad so I could be a “cool” kid and fit in and get a hot boyfriend like Jordan Catalano.

I would be so down for a Stenberg/Blanchard presidential ticket. or a superhero movie. or both.

She also did that interview with romance novelist Mary Fisher after she got all serious.

“Brian Austin Green is an actor best known for being hot.”

here’s the male, it never fails it makes me wanna choke on kale, when it comes i wanna wail MAAAAAAAAALEEEEEEEEE.

Aw, thanks! I was impressed with her for listening to what the binkies wanted for themselves and, though feeling sad to lose them, chose to let them be free. I got pretty wrapped up in this explanation clearly. ;)

Ha! I wish. I raised talkers. Talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talkers.

My mum tells me that when she moved to Canada from England as a child, her parents told her younger sister that they don't allow dummies in Canada. She totally bought it.

I’ll give you the short version: dirty bathroom (which I usually loathe), glory hole in stall with no door, penis in said hole, job well done.

My daughter was 2 and during a flight to Portland her binkies took another flight, to Montreal, to visit binkie relatives. When we got home she discovered a postcard from them saying they loved Canada and they wanted to stay. She agreed to it.

Woww. My family is Italian but I am not (long story) and couldn’t be farther away from that. In their culture (as immigrated to Canada Italians) there is an engagement party where you give CASH, a bridal shower where you give CASH and a wedding where you give CASH. So ya. When my turn came I was only going to have the…