Yoko gets a lot of crap, but this review is refreshingly unguarded. So many beloved older female artists seem so territorial about their work and are so, so shady to younger women who dare pay homage.

Y’all, I have seen some of Kpoene’s work in person and it is seriously beautiful.

Funny, I feel like an actress whose talent is widely adored, beauty widely regarded and class uniformly recognized shouldn’t have to answer to a commenter about her neck. She’s gorgeous. She’s also over the age of 30. I’m sure she’d apologize but she has three tv shows to shoot.

It’s kinda more like, there’s no more locked doors because that is illegal, but there are still really heavy doors, or doors that jam and only open a crack, or doors with special handles that only penises can open, or doors that will grab your ass when you walk through.

The synagogue where I converted used “He” and “She” interchangeably when referring to God. The synagogue I go to now just uses some kind of gender-neutral situation like “One” and refers to “the Parent of us all.” Pretty neat.

Bill Gotherd, the dirty old man who founded ATI, likes his women with long, curly hair. So they get perms.

I think whorship is very personal, piglet, everyone should whorship in the manner of her choosing

#thief #brilliant #prince #pig #instalike #picoftheday #instagood #sky #babies #hotchicks #dogs #igers #followme

Who is US? We’re all different.

I love how the girls - the real victims - have become completely invisible in all this. And when I say love, I mean “I would like to set someone’s face on fire”.

Dammit, don’t you hate it when you turn down Molestation Avenue when you really meant to hang a left on Not Being a Fucking Monster Lane? Goddamn MapQuest, I tell you what...

I understood that if I continued down this wrong road that I would end up ruining my life.

(This would also be an acceptable look)

High heels are terrible for your body, though. Suits aren’t going to cause bunions.

jeb is like a 1, at best.

he finally realized that everyone likes Jensen Ackles better

The only appropriate GIF. I cannot even.

Since she’s a Canadian, likely she did have comprehensive sex ed. However, depending on her family’s leanings she might’ve been sheltered a bit.

I’m just gonna leave this here:

I hope someone on Gawker or Jezebel reads that Purity book and reviews it for us! There is no way in hell I’m gonna read it, but I would definitely read a recap of the absolute worst plot lines and passages.