This scene has been my consolation for twenty years. Fabienne is my life guru.

"Playing hard to get?"

Karrueche Tran could've refused to tell a racist joke that targeted a little kid, could she not? Aside from the fact that it's hardly surprising that a black kid would have natural hair until she decides what she wants to do with it - because right now her parents seem to be rightfully unconcerned with making her look…

I used to dress like Zosia Mamet in the '90s. I sort of dress like Elisabeth Moss now. I've got it covered (I love Gap dresses, I have three in my closet and they all fit me marvellously. Also, they make high-waisted jeans.)

NO.

It's not any piece of meat. It's Sofia Vergara. Hot babe with a great sense of humour whose face is known the world over, and she's making fun of herself.
She's not an unknown owner of tits and ass that serves as decoration: it's a woman whose ability to make people laugh needs no further proof.

Angel Haze doesn't look terribly comfortable in these pictures.

I don't like the neckline, it seems to squash her boobs in an uncomfortable way.

"[...] he carried an "insulated" bag which prevents censors from going off."

Two assholes and one complete idiot.

I'm assuming no one is familiar with obscure '90s band Tampasm. Their music is not relevant to this post, their name is.

Normcore is mum jeans, mum jeans look awful. I'd go boyfriend jeans happily if they were available, unfortunately all I can find is skinny jeans everywhere. I don't mind them and I can still pull them off, but I wish I could have more variety.

They're the other endgame couple, methinks.

"Quintessential endgame couple in a YA book". Yes. Nailed it.

This is so enthralling (shipping Ed and Taylor very much, yeah).

So, best case scenario: Niall writes for Zayn, Liam dives into a TV career, Louis keeps being the one nobody cares about but hey, at least he's got the money, and Harry will keep nicking Ed Sheeran's girlfriends. Does that sound right?

I loved back to school shopping so much! Everything had to be pretty and new. I was a big stationery junkie and loved pencil cases. To this day, walking into a stationery shop in late August-early September is like walking into a time warp.

I fainted at "paste".

Thank you.

Well, if you don't the noodles will stick to each other and you'll get one big gloopy mess. It's cook, strain, sautée, eat in rapid sequence.