I wish I could shower you in gifs for this.

*comes back from the dead propelled by sheer contempt for whoever this Alfredo bloke is*

No, it's fine, I get it, you don't like tomato sauce (although man, you've never had MY tomato sauce, or my dad's meatball tomato sauce, or the amazing Neapolitan ragù I had a few months ago and OH MY GOD where do I begin). Pesto is great. Carbonara (PROPER CARBONARA, eggs, guanciale, pecorino cheese, pepper and no…

The concept of "Fettuccine Alfredo" alone is enough to make any Italian's brains explode. But noodles with sauce on the side?
Hello?
HELLOOOOOOOOHHHHHH?

A "Hoax" button might actually be more helpful.

The pillow talk must be awesome.

Kind of nerdy, according to Google.

You don't supply a lot about the circumstances in which you two split up, so I can't say. That said, go out with new guy and see what happens. You want to move forward, not look back.

Great, now I've got this image in my head of Jessa Duggar in bed with a particularly wily Noam Chomsky.

"Fair to him", like you owe him to be thin because that's what he bargained for.

Oh God, what a jerk. What an absolute jerk. I'm sure I'm echoing other people here when I say that a man who is so fixated on you being exactly the shape he expects you to be at all times and is only attracted to you as he would be attracted to a car or any other pretty object to gaze at is not worth your time. Fuck…

Takes after dad. He never seems to smile much.

Poor kid. There is no excuse for what those turds did to her, but I really hope their karma is ruined forever and ever. They deserve everything bad they'll ever get for this act of senseless cruelty.

This article came up in the Medium newsletter a couple of days ago, and since I shared it on Facebook reactions to it have been almost uniformly positive and constructive. Pedophilia has a huge problem: either you define it as a disorder, and try to cure it (but how do you cure something that has seemingly always been…

Will it take my Oyster card? I'm putting ten silver stags on it just in case.

This could be a great chance of visibility for authors from other countries who want to try breaking into the English-language market. I'm a published author in my home country but my agent would be unable to put my English-language works out there. Sure, the people reading my stuff would be a lot less mindful of my…

This is a guy who will kill off beloved characters at the drop of a hat but kept Joffrey alive for all of four books. YOU WILL NOT TELL GEORGE R. R. MARTIN WHAT TO DO WITH HIS FICTION. It is his world and he will do as he sees fit.

I want karma to be real. I want karma to be a real bitch to these people. A real nasty bitch.

Personal space. A man who will simply walk up to you and compliment you takes advantage of a perceived permission to invade your personal space because he's being friendly. We can talk around this all we want, but there's no denying that it is one thing to help you pick up groceries you may have spilled, strike up a…

Have we thanked this guy for putting himself on the line? I say we should. He's a good man. I know he'll never read this, but: thank you, man.