When I turned 28 I became an incorporeal psychic field. Are you saying that's not normal?

Lose their bodies? Is there a plague of body losing? Can Justin from Midtown communicate with disembodied women in some manner?

Also from this Justin from Midtown: "If there were a bunch of 28-year-olds who went, it'd be great. But they all seem to sour up, lose their bodies and don't know how to have fun anymore."

You tell her, Joaquin.

Such a fool I was for so many years, to think that if you are married in one state, federal law says that other states have to recognize it. I thought this way because EVERY OTHER LEGAL MARRIAGE is recognized in other states...just not same sex ones.

It utterly baffles me how anyone can look at this and not see how…

Except that because of Windsor, we do file joint *federal* taxes. So rather than each just filing as single, we have to do one set of forms as married, and then another set of forms as single. If you're trying to use tax preparation software like Turbo Tax, it gets even trickier (because it tries to be helpful by…

As a PR person, I can tell you they're not crying. They're drinking heavily and yelling "FUCK".

YES. I find his crusty eyes, unkempt beard and filthy fingernails way creepier than the fan's age. At 17 I was already adept at deflecting the attentions of smelly 35-year-old men, and she seems like she's got it down so I ain't worried about her. But I don't care if you're a famous superstar celebrity, WASH YOUR…

Are you for fucking real?

Also, when she said no, he stopped. Age gaps don't scandalize me that much I guess.

I agree. Otherwise we wait to discuss it until the next tragedy, sit on our hands until it is polite, and forget all over again. Whatever the issue is - weapons, mental health, national security, veterans affairs - let's not let these people die in vain.

for some reason I can't star this comment, but STARS all the same. Do you hear me, Kinja?! STARSSSS

I cannot turn on the television, open a magazine, go online, or even drive down a road in my city without encountering meat culture. When I walk down the street, I smell cooking flesh, and I hear people say that it smells delicious. I see ads with people devouring blood-dripping flesh - and it's meant to be sexy. …

Jennifer Lawrence 2.0

I would love to see Takei actually host, but I would love even more to see him host without all the skits being about dry cleaners and bad drivers, and those are two very different things.

Well they don't think he sexually assaulted her so making him move for something he, in their opinion, hasn't done would be ridiculous. On this very small point I believe Harvard did the only thing they could by offering her a chance to move (presumably due to her distress) when they don't believe she was assaulted so…

My boyfriend's dad claims to be allergic to gluten, yeast, garlic, and onions. It's truly impossible to eat out with him, and actually, no fun to eat with him in general.

My knee jerk reaction is always that the assailant should be asked to move, but you bring up a good point. Although she did nothing wrong, escaping the setting of her assault as well as the assailant might help her.

These are my favorite kinds of customer stories, because not even the kindest soul could think that the customers are right in these situations.