The world is a dimmer place without her.

This is so exciting,though!

I have been to homeroom! I am ambivalent about their mac & cheese, but that is because I like mine baked solid instead of creamy. But LOL the Bay Area. I agree.

Psh. I dislike Stephen Starr immensely, but he was all over this $100 sandwich gimmick YEARS ago (it was a cheesesteak with foie gras on it because yuck

Haha, that's totally my family! All that's missing is the weird idea that somehow since you aren't eating ambrosia salad or whatever, that you are somehow judging the life choices of Aunt Mary, who is eating the ambrosia salad or whatever...ugh. People.

Replying to you because I don't want to encourage the trolls, but who let a bunch of eighth graders who clearly skipped sex ed loose on the forum? I am SURE if they woke up with vaginas tomorrow they would definitely take their own advice to heart and suddenly believe themselves to be women.

Just throw them in one of those mesh bags, right? I just got one. Handwashing sucks, and I don't like hitting my head on drying bras any more than Mr. Man does.

This post makes me so sad. I understand about imposing- my personal nightmare is always being in front of someone impatient on a long staircase with no place for me to "pull over," but also it honestly doesn't matter what you do or what you eat. If you run, you will get made fun of. If you sit on the train, you…

Or she was a black domestic. See what I mean? And the Alcotts were abolitionists, but couldn't you read Hannah as a black servant in the way she's written? Yeah, I guess she could be an immigrant. Time to reread again and see if her slang sounds more Irish, German, or vernacular "poor people" American.

I love you for this. The March's servant Hannah has haunted me for so long. I mean, it was the North during the Civil War so I don't think she was a slave, but who were you, Hannah???

Nerdy kids unite!

Or they're like, "Ok, my teacher is a woman," and they don't understand why their parents are making it so complicated.

"If it does affect my child and his ability to learn or if it causes questions that I don't feel are appropriate then undoubtedly there's an issue with having somebody transgender, transsexual or transvestite, to be teaching that age group."

It IS very cute though. Also, my mother was a nerdy type, so even if her name was Meredith they would have found a way to mess with her. :)

My poor mother (born in the fifties) had Betsy as her legal middle name. Not Elizabeth, just Betsy. She hated it, of course, because of Betsy Wetsy.

Applause dot gif! All of the stars!

Pancakes for shoes are practical because you can feed the children, who are not able to complain about dirt until they get old enough to bring home the pancakes.

It's all compliments until someone gets their face eaten, is what I always say.

The internet tells me that this is chocolate?

Well, I was really hoping that this wasn't what I thought it was, but she pretty clearly strokes his hair (3x!) before returning to discussing her pubes. WTF Cameron you have no right to touch him PS WTF WTF