Oh god his relationship with Gertrude Stein (and her relationship with herself) make me so uncomfortable. The road trip with Fitzgerald was amazing!

If you're not into it, you're not into it and that is totally fine. I fell in love with Jane Austen via audiobooks. Librivox is a free audiobook service and reader Elizabeth Klett is a national treasure. Anything she reads is amazing.

I didn't want her to marry her cousin, either, but I respected that he could serve as a means to an end re: allowing a woman to travel the world and still be respectable. Then he could die of yellow fever, leaving her a widow, leaving her to become a badass woman travel-writer. The end.

*flop* sigggggggh.

Why thank you! *blushblush*

I really think we need like a million of these. Like, woman walks down the sidewalk on a busy commute day, and is shocked to find that people don't run into her. Even when she tests the waters by throwing herself in their path, people dodge hurriedly out of her way! She goes home and is talking about it with her…

I swear that all of those business people make their assistants stay up till 12:00:01 and check in for them! It is the only explanation.

Are you FUCKING kidding me? You can't use your cane? In the words of the middle aged man on BART today who was annoyed that he had to STAND during COMMUTE hours and read his Bill O'Reilly book while STANDING, "Eiych."

Yup. I don't think that the person making this comment has ever had to sleep in baggage claim because they got stuck on the tarmac and missed their connection.

You are wonderful! My husband and I were stuck in middle seats both ways on our honeymoon. I stopped flying Southwest because I was tired of sitting between businessmen.

Dick snot! I'm dying.

Wasn't it also the season with the girl who had lyme disease??

Soooo...if we're all morally bankrupt here, what on earth are you doing hanging out here? I would like to suggest an alternative venue for you.

That is the most adorable and also most Dad-like story ever!

Revenge with SCIENCE!

How about when Bianca is watching The Real World: Seattle? That was totally the season that everyone I know watched and discussed incessantly.

LOL on the spray bottle. I mean, I keep a spray bottle by the bed to spritz the cats when they decide to keep us up all night and all, so it doesn't really seem like a sexay thing.

Excellent point.

Yup.

The best part of this article is all of the people (mostly dudes, I am guessing) acting like being 35 and going to spring break to hook up with drunk nineteen year olds is just some hobby and why are we attacking them??!