She was my favorite! "I saw a Ku Klux Klan member! We don't LIKE those guys!"

For basically my entire childhood, every time we visited Grandma we would either watch:

Welp, 1 star is super harsh and was prob unmerited, but to me it looks like the food truck version of a student refusing to believe that they really, you know, DESERVE a D. You know, because grades are all about personality and how nice you are and have nothing to do with your school performance.

Definitely she thinks it's black magic. It's not right is what she's saying.

Salli's response was clearly "A witch! He's a witch!"

YUP. History is definitely a part of that list. I am a graduate student, so basically I do history as my job right now, but when I meet regular joes who have a B.A. in whatever they are always like, "Quick! How many people fought on the Union side in the Civil War?"

Someone needs to fix this up with a giant tentacle, stat.

Nostalgia!

Long Island Iced Tea= the grown up version of taking just a little bit from every one of the bottles in your parents' liquor cabinet. So of course I voted for it!

All I know is they speak to me of the quiet desperation of the housewife.

Oh my god, feminized Prince Eric looks so much like Arial now I'm creeped out.

*high five*

Thank you so kind

Well, that's it. I am officially registering as a pro-diseaser. Vaccination is murder, people! Measles, mumps and whooping cough are people, too!

BAM! Thank you.

People food for everyone, and then let's all take a nap.

Well, she sounds like pretty much everyone living in the Bay Area. Something to do with toxins? ON IT.

This whole story makes me feel sick.

"I'm so chill I have time to respond to every single comment about me to call you shrill!"

I prefer my tentacles slimy. YOU CAN'T BE MAD AT ME BECAUSE I JUST TOLD YOU NOT TO.