Yeah, I agree. That is so much more for the titillation of the reader than anything else. RIP, dude. :(

They look like reasonably dapper gentleman aside from their brash disregard for the Law of Hat (never EVER wear your hat indoors).

Going to go with the Kraken diet, which involves eating everyone.

This reminds me that i need to rewatch Ginger Snaps.

I thought the werewolf diet would involve lots of bunny entrails and scratching your fleas. Welp.

YES.

It's been said before, but bears repeating: Homburgs for everyone (only worn properly as outerwear, of course). A man who wears a hat with a teeny tiny brim has a teeny tiny personality to match. OH YES I SAID IT.

Yeahhh. Healthy eating habits for everyone is a terrible idea! Let's teach everyone that if you're fat you get penalized for it by not being able to eat the same things that everyone else! Let's teach skinny kids that they are inherently better than fat ones! I love this idea! Because science!

Guess what? This type of thing (also being bullied for being slightly overweight) was a large part of what led to my eventual attitude of fuck it I don't care I'm fat anyway might as well be fatter.

Oh, also can we not make slightly overweight kids feel like they weigh a million pounds? I remember being in late middle school/early high school and being FIVE pounds overweight (like, for my percentile, I was supposed to be 125 lbs and I was 130 instead) and my doctor, instead of saying I was fine and healthy…

Yup, fat kid here who loved salads and didn't ever have to be talked into eating her veggies. I didn't even like ranch dressing!

I am worried for her, too, and I think you are right.

Hey. You are probably sleeping but I just you to know that I support you.

I am not embarrassed to admit that my first thought was "where will they put the litterboxes so that the whole place isn't stinky?"

*misogyny.

On that note, I do want to point out how disturbing it is when obsessive fandom meets mysogyny, racism, etc. Gross. Anyone remember the whole black Guinevere fiasco?

This is terrible but obsessive fans are nothing new. Have you not heard why Doyle resurrected Sherlock? Have you never heard of Star Trek conventions, and Kirk/Spock fanfic? I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Nathaniel Hawthorne received the odd badly spelled fan letter.

And wtf it's 12 freaking dollars.

SO TO SPEAK. I mean. I have no idea what I mean.

I am outraged! Mouthfuls of loose pubes are the crux of the sex act!