Haha, me too!

Eh. I have been playing the Sims since the first one came out, and I went and bought each expansion pack out of some weird sense of obligation but I think I will pass on Sims 4. It gets less and less customizable.

Awww, damn. You did it first, and did it better. :)

What if you're on the sex diet?

I tried to watch this clip, which I am sure is amazing, but I couldn't handle the white people laughing uncomfortably right now. I was too embarrassed. I will watch it later though.

This man is amazing. Solomon Gregorio, I love you.

That is horrifying! On behalf of you and my other DC friend Michelle, I want to punch that dickface in his stupid face.

Pretty sure I married my husband because he saw Sleater Kinney in the late nineties/early 2000's multiple times. Also because he was horrified that I was only somewhat familiar with their catalog when we met and sought to rectify that immediately.

That bugs me. Out and about, I see so many more hot guys with average looking girls than vice versa. I wish TV echoed reality sometimes.

Even pretty people get uglier with age. If you're into boning a dude, stretch marks won't stop you.

Wait, what?

Aww, that's cute. I used to only date hot guys (and I married one, too) and I am a fat lady with terrible vision and lady sideburns. Stop inserting morality into sex. No one has to earn being laid by being hot enough. You get laid because people want to have sex with you and you want to have sex with them. The…

Yes and thank you! Have you ever met a man who tells offensive or annoying jokes all the time and really isn't that funny and also doesn't think women have senses of humor? This is often also the guy who explains to you why and when things are funny. See, it's not that he's not funny—it's that you don't get it. …

Other commenters have done a great job of pointing out that

YES you are amazing and also I love this.

We bought a sewing machine off of craigslist for $30 and do our alterations at home. Both my husband and I took a crash course on how to use it since it's baffling when you're a newbie. Simple fixes (patching worn inner thighs, taking in baggy/saggy spots, hemming) are a lot easier than you may think. Just putting…

You KILLED it, Anna! Well done! OMG the 50% longer limbs one keeps making me snort.

I haven't logged in here for a while, but I'm in grad school for American history so I HAD to.

You know the best part of not changing my name at marriage? When people meet me first and assume that I DID change my name, they automatically detail to calling my husband by MY last name, which I find extra hilarious since I actually did ask him to consider taking my name as an option, you know, since he was asking…

Anna Faris is the best!