Oh man, the formula cars are so tiny and cute.

It didn't catch fire, HOW?

Throw a pair of Model S motors in it. Don't even worry about the batteries, just have enough for a 10 mile range which would be enough to do a quick chick grab.

I imagine you could jump the truck more safely if it had trophy truck style suspension that extend after liftoff to allow for a softer landing...

Yeah, without accounting for aero, a truck will fall downward as fast a car or any other thing on Earth. Accelerating 9.8 meters per second squared.

Even better would be a VPN plus a Citrix or similar virtual desktop. It takes more time to setup but the connection will have much less latency and will be a lot easier to use. I need to set one up soon...

Alcohol has a lot more social issues associated with it: violence, drunk driving, drunk parent(s), etc.

This is great, I thought the only way to show off is to rent a luxury car. Now I can just hire a guy to do all the cgi and then upload a video to youtube of me driving a Koenigsegg around town like an asshat. Awesome.

Goddamn instagram got so many billions... what an absolute waste of good money. We could have high speed internet EVERYWHERE many times over, but instead all we got was a lousy app full of artsy dicks.

This is true, your phone would need a pretty beefy antenna to communicate to the satellites, about the same size as the old Nokias had.

2014? Section F of the parking garage? Even numbered parking spot?

Some people like the challenge of driving a used luxury car.

Blinker fluid?

These days, it doesn't really matter what colour your car was painted in the factory. Wrapping the car is easy, somewhat cheap and protects the original paint, you can get the wrap vinyl in any colour too, even chrome.

My mind is telling me no, but my body, my body's telling me YEEESSSSS!

Lower center of mass - less likely to roll over

Ahh, right. JL stuff, but mounting them in middle of the trunk just pissed me off so much. Makes the car look like a Pimp My Ride™ victim.

Me too, world is such an unfair place.

Who shoves ricer subs in a Maserati??? RED FLAG!

So basically, if you have limited resources, you have to pick between luxury and luxury. First is owning a luxury car and the second is the luxury of dropping off the car in a dealership without paying a premium for it.