That Roadmaster, yuuuummm.

Winner!

I got a lap dance from Sierra Myst once. That is kinda the same thing right?

I once replaced my Rolls Royce because all the ashtrays were full...

Funny story, there was this one time when I drove up someone’s brand new rolls Royce wraith. I told the owner that I was a little nervous to drive it. He seemed confused, and asked why I was nervous. I told him it was such a nice car I was being extra careful. His response changed my outlook on how we should all look…

Former HR Manager/Claims for a valet company, here’s some claims I had to handle that our valets managed to land us:

1. DMC (Detroit Medical Center), had the fiberglass roof sheared off of conversion vans because staff did not pay attention and went into the parking garage when there was a 6ft ceiling. Usually, these…

Also I used to valet when I was a teenager. I never did anything the vehicle owners would have objected to. Except taking photos with some of the nicer cars but that’s harmless.

I drove up to the courthouse and tossed the keys to my Bentley at some random fellow. I dunno...he was dressed nice and all. Turns out he wasn’t a valet, and I never saw the car again. But who cares? It was almost out of fuel anyway. Plus, it was last year’s model.

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But really Top Gear has been in Simpsons for years.

The best part will be when you pay the airlines to “delay” flights and give them a kickback on ticket sales.

I started to like NASCAR when I stopped being a racing snob and actually made the effort to understand how it work.

Holy &$*#(@!!! The Funny Car launched so hard it distorted reality. :D

No, this is Patrick.

yep - that’s Tony’s win. In looking at the footage I would have done the same thing. Loved Jeff Gordon on the TV cast calling out the “hold up guys, this ain’t over yet.”

I bet Dale Earnhardt Jr would eat that sandwich.

I think this is an overly simplistic viewpoint. I’m a bit of an engine geek so I’d love to explain further -