No worries. We’ll just make it up by taking another couple million out of the education budget. Problem solved.

here are a few

It’s like one of those trick images/sculptures, the ones you’re never sure if you look at a print or a sculpture, or whatnot.

I honestly can’t think of an uglier car right now.

Wait, this is a drawing, right?

Interesting fact about that Camaro- The visibility doesn’t change when you brush the snow off the car.

FWING!

Plutonium’s better. Uranium gives off gamma radiation, which just passes through everything. Plutonium’s an alpha decay, and transfers all of its energy to the driveway. And it’s much safer, as long as you don’t inhale it.

Amateurs!

As a former pizza delivery guy, don’t order delivery during a major snowstorm. The roads often aren’t plowed until the storm has slowed and nobody should risk harm to deliver a $12 pizza.

“Not that there’s anything wrong with that”

The nationality of the crew member should not be an issue.

As awe inspiring as it is sad.

Black Sunday.

Smoke Heated, Pig Simmers As Chili Bowl Turns Spicy

But he did have a “system” in it, so it’s legit.

Go to Costco, buy 20 gallons and start dumping on top of the car