Can everybody just admit that RWD cars just looks cooler? Is there even such a thing as a collectable FWD car? Let’s see I’ll try to think of collectable post-malaise cars...

Whoa whoa whoa.... No need to get vulgar.

Concubine!

The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that corporations are legally individuals and are protected by the constitution in the same way a real citizen would be.

Meanwhile;

Ask me how I know what brake fluid tastes like.

AILF

Dodge built this through 2002 and it was so timeless they copied it’s profile for the current Viper.

You have a brave soul, Justin Wilson.

This is a “no E.T.” event, meaning nobody knows exactly how quick a potential competitor is, since the timing system (other than the win light) is turned off. Drivers/car-owners size up their competition and negotiate a bet with a car that seems likely to perform similarly to their own.

Do ladies get naked on periscope? I’m asking for a friend...

The driver was safe....

Is there technical reason open wheel race cars must also have open cockpits? Screw tradition, leather helmets were traditional.

So no more Indy 500? That’ll go over well...

If a driver can bring a sponsor with him, a team will field car car for hin.

WRONG WAY RICKY BUNNY!

All the while GM has the universally praised LT1, which fits in the Alpha platform.

You know what’s better than a V6 that acts like a V8?

As a rule of thumb, any setup the drivers like, the fans will hate.