Boobs are kinda like wheels, its too easy to go too big.

After around 400 ft/lbs of torque conventional automatics are quicker and more reliable than sticks.

sometimes less is more................

Occupy is winning.............

First thanks for promoting my comment, I hope you promoted it because it was concise and witty. I became aware of Jalopnik after reading a news article about the Woodward Dream Cruise in which you were quoted, I also listened to your show on satellite radio while it was on.

I'm almost always intrigued by stories with headlines punctuated with question marks. Most of the time, the said article asks something like "Does Wearing a Hat Make You Go Bald!?" After reading the article you realize the article was pure speculation and without any evidence.

After consulting Office Depot for the latest ink cartridge prices, I'd estimate this spill cost UPS approximately three trillion dollars.

Wow!

A year or two ago, Subway bailed on Stewart because he was too fat. At the same time Office Depot bailed on Edwards because Edwards was too expensive.

You are exactly right! I opened these replies for the reason to make the point you already made.

The only reason I've ever paid attention to to endurance racing was for the fact that the cars competing were so elegant, aerodynamic and just a joy to behold. Kinda like your first girlfriend.

I guarantee the auto tranny will be quicker to 60 and through the 1/4 than the manny tranny. The auto may even be quicker around a road course. With this much torque, fluid coupling has it's advantages over an on-off switch, no matter how smooth it's engagement.

Don't forget the extra $5k for an extra set of airbags.

Three knob HVAC controls.

In order to verify JALOPNIK's legitimacy, Jalopnick posts an article about a Facebook post!?

This car looks like my dead father, screaming at me, from after death. .....And the only way I can make it stop is by killing it with many millions of dollars.

In case you haven't already been informed, I was referencing an episode of "Futurama". Honestly, why hadn't you replied earlier?

The only rason I looked at that ad was for the spelling errors.

Ghost ride the whip!

What I like about nascar is nobody's success in life has been predetermined and all but the most elite drivers are on easy street.