I make extensive use of labels, including:

Pens! People are always asking flight attendants for pens ...

That would've saved me some embarrasment at work a few years ago when some poor random walked into the stall I'd just vacated, prompty turned around and informed me "dude that's not healthy" before leaving the bathroom altogether.

say + ssh is going to get me into trouble

the thing I like about working where I'm alone (home) is that I can swear at my computer as loudly as I like

just remember to be careful with video conferencing

W00t! My Macbook has Hitachi! For once I'm happy with Apple.

any hollywood movie will show you that a faux German accent is sufficient

Is it going to stomp on my python environment again ?

maybe you could contend that modern humans are deformed Neanderthals

... and we could compile some awesome faceplant videos

I vaguely remember a story where the creators of a simulation spilt the beans to the inhabitants of their simulated universe ( a swarm of bees or something like that IIRC). The inhabitants simply rejected the idea on the grounds it would require the existence of infinity.

and now I can tell my wife that I am conducting a "detailed study of female anatomy" whenever she asks what keeps me at my computer

but, but there were *no* Matrix sequels!!! How can they compare Avatar sequels to something that doesn't exist?

So I guess it's curtains for the dinosaurs on Jupiter too, then