I watched a video on YouTube so I think I know what I'm talking about

After thinking long and hard on this, do you think it's possible to only assign FF games to writers who are guaranteed to love it unconditionally? If I'm gonna read a review it better be reinforce my undying love for a franchise

He is a critic though and this is a game review, so if you wanna play that card I can ask you what are you doing in here in the first place :-*

IF YOU DONT CHANGE THIS REVIEW TO A YES SOMETHING MAJOR IS GONNA HAPPEN AND YOU ARENT GONNA LIKE IT!!!!

You see how you've already decided to love the game before you even play it....

;-)

Nice try but us diehard final fantasy fans know this game deserves a double yes and that mike fahey isn't even a real person and was just created as a cover for Jason schreier (or should I say jason I-schreier-hate-final-fantasy-9/11-was-an-inside-job) who actually reviewed this game just so that he could give this…

My native language is penis joke and even I'm having a hard time coming up with one I find satisfying.

Do you think Mr Kotaku will read this and go "hmm he's got a point, this will be our last flappy bird article" or is it more likely Mr. Kotaku goes "we got his click and a comment, our job is done until the next flappy bird development"

Yeah, probably, that's usually what you do in these situations

I love this guy. He's like the Forrest Gump of mobile game development.

If only that console didn't have specs comparable to a tamagotchi

Seriously, the wii-u comments are uncomfortable

.... Errr...

It's like kotaku is giving you a hj. Keep in mind, kotaku has seen a lot of action. Be careful. RIP

Jesus christ

You probably suck IMO

They aren't creating a new fuel type

For reference, I say these things to get a reaction from you types. The types who think that everyone is dumber than they are and need to point out really obvious intentionally absurd things in comments only to dismiss the legitimate points. I know you think I'm stupid, but I know you're stupid. Also that was an…

That's actually a pretty point to bring up