LJ40
LJ40
LJ40

Pressure sensitive gas and brake. I don't play them myself, but it actually is an excellent use of the technology. I won't miss it, but I imagine some hardcore fans aren't too happy.

Just about every single racing game that has come out since the triggers were put in.

In addition, I come to Kotaku for entertainment, and corporate greed leading to corporate failure is really fucking entertaining.

To see the rose-colored sparkle in your beautiful eyes?

Damn! You mean I have three more years of not ever wanting to play this crap until I can switch to actively not playing this crap?

Sadly, Papa Metroid could never teach his beloved baby Jellyfish to crawl.

Ogre Battle is awesome, but that's like asking if Mickey Mouse has better name recognition than the rat that lives in the dumpster near my apartment.

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Yes, but fat people are too. Hmm, this bears further thought

He might or might not be a fanboy, but he does have a point. IF they do have some worthwhile exclusives, it would most definitely be a good idea to save the heavy-hitters for E3. That being said, Microsoft has shit. Sometime after a price drop or two, it will be PS4 for me, and it's not even a little bit close. Sony

I'm pretty sure that "...satisfies just about all the criteria you need to call something a video game." is covered by me hooking this car battery up to my junk when I want to fire off some knuckle children.

I don't judge the devices I play with by the color of their box.

Why would you let an anime that's not amazing be in your top ten of all time?

This is (supposedly) a site for video games. If I wanted useless shit, the rest of Gawker awaits.

Putting some video games in would be nice. Not so much a stupid fucking churro maker.

Yeah, but you could put a 20 in that sentence instead and it would still be a valid point.

Well, yeah, but WHERE IS CAPTAIN MARVEL?!

I just don't suffer stupid people easily. Or trolls. You're both. Any mention of Earthbound immediately brings up how steeped in nostalgia it is. Want to take a wild fucking guess why you don't "get it"?

Exactly! See, you do understand!

You shouldn't care about Earthbound. You, as a useless fucking Internet troll, don't deserve it.