Not to trivialize his accomplishments, but that dude looks like a pedophile.

Uh, it would pretty obviously be Chaotic Neutral. Do they not teach alignments in school anymore?

So you're saying Michael J Fox can give up those ambassador dreams?

The way I see it, I've been on the fence about getting a 3DS for a while now, and when I finally cave, it would have almost certainly been to the GameStop near my house. After reading this news, I am strongly considering waiting a while longer to see if Nintendo adds a used 3DS XL to their site.

I wouldn't say completely alone. I'd play the shit out of that.

You want Kotaku to personally wrap them up and hand deliver them too? Maybe rub your balls while you play?

Oh and you're fucking stupid (implication free).

Shitty phrasing really doesn't go over heads, does it? I got his intended meaning, but then proceeded to point out that he worded it horrifically. Go tell your mother that postpartum abortion might just be the answer.

You think too much. It's a joke, you unbelievable puddle of mung.

He didn't actually imply anything though did he? He may have intended to, but all he actually did was ask why they didn't use the quote they used. Remember: "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people." Now THAT'S an implication.

That is the quote they led with. You feeling OK?

Sure enough, my solid has wafted away.

Either that, or the very angels are peeing in terror.

You going to buy me dinner first?

What a charming person you are. So well mannered, too!

Good thing you didn't want to be an ass. That would have been terrible.

Considering Mickey just got done letting down the gaming community, maybe he's in hiding for a while.

As long as I can bring my DS, I'm down for a field trip.

If you like how I insult you, we have no problem whatsoever, do we?

By all means, shithead, keep it up. Tell your mother I'll pull out next time so this doesn't happen again.