"That what you do with these straps. You just go."

I really, really want to keep the A's in Oakland. But yes, this is a shitshow.

Isn't the whole territories thing what forced Bing Russell's hand to end the Portland Mavericks? Consequently, isn't it what allowed him to sell the team for exponentially more than what he'd originally paid for it? Either way, it's a ridiculous, antiquated rule.

Not that I'm an angel but there is one rule I always follow and that is NEVER be rude or mean to people who are providing you a service. Bar tenders, waiters, delivery boys, etc. Their job sucks. They don't need you being a dick to them on top of it. Even when a waitress/waiter messes up I do my best to not make an…

I swear, one of these days someone's going to make a car that's just entirely vents.

Aw, man. I love heated seats.

Back dat ass up

He forgot he wasn't driving his bro truck anymore.

I believe you requested a 300 horsepower Yaris with giant fender flares?

I ain't your buddy, pal!

It's a manual Mazda 3! We should give her a Jalop identification card.

Oh, you crazy beavers.

I really like Skoda, I wish that we had them in the states. It seems like they build earnest, no-nonsense cars with the VW parts bin.

I believe me I know! Ace is a feisty little dude - they're amazing little dogs. He's incredibly fast and strong, but having witnessed him trying to run in the snow, I think that skiing is just perhaps not for him.

See, I would love to do this with my dog, but he is a 10 lb Dachshund and therefore not compatible the skiing element of my lifestyle.

Everything about that video made me cringe. I kinda hope the police showed up and it turned out that it just looked like her car.