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Terry Crews reads Jalopnik...

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Hi! Terry Crews here, and I'd love to respond to this article. For years I've expressed my love for my minivan and I've owned one since 2003. They even added this fact to my character Terry Jeffords in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
What most people don't know — and it would be safe to assume the writers of this article didn't,

Hey Honey, found a solution!

Ur joking.

No matter how awesome this thing is, there can only be one true Audi S1!

Bob Costas Was Here.

People like this are why we can't have nice things.

Well, no shit there were so many crashes. The stupid Russians only finished building half the pipe.

Feel de riddim

I miss the days when Automakers put on 13/14/15 in tires standard.

This is appropriate bro truck hate. Carry on.

Paying 1 300 bucks, for someone's crazy backyard project that's more prone to killing you than a late 70's 911 turbo, and that's running one of the strangest (and unlogical) drivetrain ever?

They had to push the trolley because they couldn't get it out of neutral.

+1 for you being wrong.

it's nice, but it's not 45k nice. and it's an automatic.