When I was in high school, I worked at a fast food joint where all the food sounds like it's from Scotland. I was the grill master, so I could usually get away with some shenanigans.

Pinkham, this has been a very emotional post for me. Let me tell you why.

Ah yes. I will never forget the day I looked down at my freakishly large hand and in a moment of clarity realized "I too, am a gay."