Fuck those guys, oh wait there I am

By every rule of wiffleball I know, both teams lost because I saw no one drinking while in the field.

That sounds great with my Bakon vodka.

Tomorrow is my birthday. How many different liquors and beers should I buy?

Take away the food and have drinks in both hands.

This is like the best episode of Chopped ever

86 Skruland scored in 9 seconds

When we get beer for the reception after one of my classes (yes we have a class where I get free booze) Name Tag is usually the beer of choice. It isn't terrible. Avoid Simpler Times though

Wait, it's not real?

Tonight has been fantastic minus techinal difficulties. Truth and Riley are on fire. Two, although familiar but great matches and a not awful divas match. Kharma being pregnant throws a wrench into everything, and Cole back to normal with King is just bizarre beyond belief

On all these shows it seems to be arguments that end with whoever is the loudest asshole wins

They put a lot of their documentaries and most of them are pretty good. The WCW one is awful though, it is a complete burial basically.

My manager would have done it with the cameras there If you argue in that store he will just tell you to get the fuck out

That's awful.

This is until Ric Flair's court defense of getting on his knees and begging not to arrest him only to poke one cop in the eye and punch the other in the groin

Yeah it was a lot of them. I need another drink now

Chone Figgins groundout. 1 drink for everyone

There we go. These sound like practical ideas

So my birthday is on D Day. There has to be a way to combine those two events together right?

Hey Internet. I'm drinking alcohol.