Who decided on ESPN we need things like the hockey people talking about basketball?

I saw Doug Mirabelli steal a base once.

Dear freshman writing paper,

It was really just Bosh after a scoop of post game ice cream cone fell to the ground

Beer before liquor is great

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The Heat are getting Bonnered

I was going to order food, then I realized I was out of booze and went food shopping.

I remember when facebook first had brackets and they used that. Then I laughed at a girl in my dorms for picking George Mason to go the final four.

@cobra.la.la.la.la.la.la: I sent an email

Apparently you can't edit in youtube clips

Erden and Harongody are gone too.

Thankfully I'm going out to drink before the 8 man no center roster gets obliterated by the Nuggets tonight

This Celtics bench of Delonte, Von Wafer and Avery Bradley is going to make for an awkward game tonight

@Gottlieb's Cards: It looked great on my iPad. Then it forced me to go to the mobile site

What is your favorite type of tumbleweed?

I usually get friends I have up there. But I stop being able to associate those people with their usernames. So it turns back into 9 strangers and Will Leitch standing next to a Mustard mascot

@AustraliansDontDrinkFosters: Weekend bender, don't change, don't shower or shave all weekend. Show up Monday.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: JIM THOME

So it seems the Dugout will be no more on March 1st.