@JohnnyDrinky: I did it

@Walk Off HBP: I already have a star. why work at it again?

@Walk Off HBP: I'll just use this account I have no shame

@Murray Hewitt: I got 10 bucks for some getting starred on Bloodcopy

Top 50 collisions followed by top 50 ejections. Good MLB Network night

@PolkPanther: I apparently need to update my channel lineup since I don't get it

Pants DUAN

@tastes_like_burning: They should have just given him a shot of whiskey and bled his knee out!

Seriously who needs a knee?

@Insert Clever Name: I can't wait to be in debt

It seems like a real possibility that the Cavs just never win a game again

So I don't know anything about hockey but apparently the Bruins are good?

@FavreFAIL: I took a shower yesterday and watched football, I don't have class until Weds and plan on writing and reading to then. And I still have half a handle of whiskey left so I will get to 3 likely

@Landycakeboss: Only 74 tomorrow. But I wanted 75 !

I haven't put on pants today. I am a productive member of society.

@taco_mailman: It takes courage to get throng those stryofoam rocks and glitter to make that final climb

Todd Collins also realized that the team was better off with him as far away from the field of play as possible and heroically removed himself from the game.

Todd Collins must have incriminating photos of someone to still be in the NFL, because in 16 years he has never been good.

@DrJamesAndrews: Wriing. Ironically the one I finally got into didn't require the GRE so I basically wasted 350 dollars

@Clever Hans: Well maybe you should be going to psych school