@twoeightnine: Excuse me Kelly Holcomb once almost beat Tommy Maddox and the Steelers in a first round playoff game. They were almost close to not pathetic

Hey, I want to be an asshole to people on the internet and if I have use my real name then I might have to held accountable for being an asshole. And I already have enough trouble with being held accountable for being an asshole in the real world

We laugh now but when he builds a championship team around Josh Childress he will sure show us

So Cleveland isn't celebrating the Browns signing Bobby Engram today?

@Vai Sikahe-man: Hey it isn't that bad

To fill out the roster expect Pat Riley to say at some point:

Well I guess the Cleveland Tourism video is going to need an adjustment

@UweBollocks: Juwanna Man just got silly.

All 3 will shock the world and sign on to play Slamball

@PhilESkyline: I'm sure Jordan played both games and decided after that and not after his financial demands were meant.

@PhilESkyline: EA is the evil corporation shelling out money opposed the small go-getting company that paid for Jordan.

@Crash Davis: It seems kind of odd to play with 5 rings on.

@SimuLord: At this point of the series it seems better for the Celtics if Artest is in

I was in my room drinking with people one night and I was rocking back in my chair while holding my beer. I tipped back too far and in a awesome moment I managed to jump at the moment of danger land on my feet standing over the fallen chair while not spilling any of my beer.

@S1LV3R_F0X: If only he pitched in the 2008 Olympics

@S1LV3R_F0X: Luck and a 100 mph fastball and an insane curveball and ridiculous command of the strike zone

@S1LV3R_F0X: Luck and a 100 mph fastball and an insane curveball and ridiculous command of the strike zone

@AngryChiefsFan: He can also make wood bats sound like metal

The Galaraga perfect game bid was totally a Russo swerve

@AngryChiefsFan: Please, Steve Nebraska wouldn't have thrown any balls and would have had 5 homeruns