I love it in the moment but it always make me feel anxious and guilty for days afterwards, so... :/

Aw, it's inane, but it's exactly the type of dumb, meaningless self-psyching talk that I engage in, spoken or not, before a stressful situation. "You can do this! Fake it till you make it! You got this! Wooooo!" And off I go into the cocktail party full of strangers. And you're right — Julie kills it.

It is sexy in some sense, but if a dude tried to "spice things up" (gag) by literally saying and acting out "I will climb the palm tree; I will take hold of its fruit", as suggested, I would laugh my ass off too hard to continue.

The Song of Solomon (aka Song of Songs) is legit sexy, at least in its context. It's seriously nothing except an explicit love poem, alternating voices between a male and female lover (their marital status is unidentified) and a "chorus" of friends. Obviously the innuendo (subtle or otherwise) uses ancient Hebrew…

A lot of questions on the Google about Giggy. People are concerned.

Eh, depends on the kid. Some are definitely like that, but others really do desperately crave approval at least most of the time (tantrums or general bad days aside). Cats, on the other hand, overwhelmingly give no fucks at all, ever.

Serious. All you can train a cat to do is to only engage in the behavior when you're not around or looking. Which, I mean, is something, but not exactly what you wanted.

Please do!!!

Ah, the timeless "College Girls Gone Wild" documentary feature! Plus ça change...

Living in community (as anyone with a roommate has learned) is a great way to 1) learn to hate someone and 2) become incredibly passive-aggressive and/or sneaky about making them suffer.

Pedant alert! Monks (and nuns) don't take a vow of piety. That's not an actual vow that exists. They do take a vow of chastity, along with poverty and obedience. None of those preclude snowball fights, or drinking, or any number of other fun and raucous activities. Parties with members of religious orders can be a…

I do miss the days when "highlight your inner corner" meant "COMPLETELY WHITE IT OUT"

This is the most perfect distillation of late-90's/early-00's makeup I could possibly have imagined, and I love it so much. The dark lipliner under nude lipstick all slathered with super-shiny gloss. The shimmery, opaque jewel tone swath of eyeshadow. Copious blush. Glorious. In fact, it shouts "early 2000s" so…

Agreed, and I should have specified "a black bra under a white shirt on a woman that pale". Thanks for pointing that out!

You're totally right, and I appreciate you and a couple others pointing this out. As you have probably guessed, I myself am deeply melanin challenged, and found the outfit proposed by this commercial terrifying. There are few things worse than unintended show-through bra/skin contrast, whatever your skin tone!

Sporty Spice's terrible tattoos are giving life for reasons I can't quite explain. I find them so endearing.

This commercial is insanely unrealistic and obviously written by an all-male staff.

This is what got me too. If nothing else, their coaches/parents should take them to task for not only exhibiting incredibly poor sportsmanship, but gleefully making it public. Mocking a just-defeated rival isn't cute, clever, or edgy — it's just being an asshole. Don't be those people. I'd want those girls to…

Right. Me neither. Tons of people aren't sexually attracted to strangers; especially women (in my admittedly anecdotal experience). It's not unusual. I'm asking why this needs its own label as a specific sexual orientation rather than being understood as within the range of normal, healthy sexual desire and…