"Hello, ma'am, who is just as equal as men."

Yeah, but what about the ball pit? Did you get any hours in the ball pit???

As a perma-pale lady, I appreciate the waning social pressure to tan. On the other hand, though, I've always wished I could hold color more, especially on my legs. Translucent, thin skin means that all my spider veins (and just regular ones) show up in stark contrast. Blue lines running up and down my thighs just…

Did some Googling and it looks like MAC Face and Body is technically a pro product, which isn't sold in standard retail locations. But it is available online! Illamasqua also has a white shade. Again, try asking around communities or forums like MakeupAddiction or MakeupAlley. You're definitely not the only…

There are! MAC makes a white foundation in their Face and Body line that you can mix with others. I know there are others, as well. Also, it's worth checking out the Makeup Addiction community on Reddit (I know, I know, Reddit — but it's a great forum!) and poking around for info. I just did a search for "white…

This is hands down what sold me on them. Everything else is a bonus. EVERY other style, even fancy seamless stuff, digs in and makes me feel bulgy and uncomfortable. Stretch lace forever!

100% agreed. I HAAAATE the feeling of waking up sticky, and I do every single time I sleep naked or even without a shirt. It's just not worth it, even when it's super hot. I'd rather wear nice breathable cotton PJs that might get sweaty — just throw them in the wash in the morning! It's better than copious…

I've seen this ad before, and while I assume whatever's in that bottle is not in fact today's version of Lysol, I always get this terrible mental image of ladies spreading and just spraying an aerosol jet all up in there. Squeaky clean! I'm sure my husband would appreciate it.

Literally clenching and rising up out of my chair a little bit in response to your comment. I hope there weren't terrible consequences!

Stretch lace + cotton crotch all day err day. Wearing one right now and have a whole drawer full at home. No VPL! Super comfy! Doesn't dig into my bountiful hips and ass! Never had a yeast infection! AND pretty cute! What's not to love?

I'd watch the shit out of that sex tape.

Dunno if you've looked into this, but check out Taking Charge of Your Fertility! The sympto-thermal iteration of fertility awareness methods has a failure rate comparable to the Pill and doesn't have to involve any barriers if you choose to abstain during fertile times. TCOYF also has a website with a very active…

I use fertility awareness methods (sympto-thermal a la Taking Charge of Your Fertility) and love it! I love actually being able to observe my body's signs and knowing exactly what's going on — e.g. when to be extra careful, exactly when my period is going to start (I haven't been caught by surprise a single time…

We are just really huge pancake people!!!!! We were born this way!

What a nightmare! And somewhat ironic, given that truly old-school etiquette guides (looking at you, Miss Manners) still maintain that registries are gauche.

Counter-counter point: Hubs and I do not actually like waffles. I KNOW WE'RE BAD PEOPLE. :C

We set up a C&B registry and a Honeyfund, though we had enough funds to go on the honeymoon without it — most of the items on there were extras and activities that we might have otherwise passed on. In any case, use of the registry broke down almost exclusively along generational lines (it was a pretty interesting…

WARNING, THIS CAN BACKFIRE! Sometimes Grandma expects to see the waffle maker she bought you in pride of place in your kitchen the next time you visit. Never mind that you didn't even register for a waffle maker and it was an unsolicited and totally unwanted gift. ...This happened to, ah, a friend of mine. Which…

This seems to be the standard advice for couples who really don't need any household goods but don't want to be tacky or rude in asking for cash. Don't have a registry, or have a very small one, and most people generally take the hint.

Ew.