"But Which Is Still Pertinent to the Conversation Because Her Book Deal Was the Result of Her Immense Popularity Online, Which Was Itself Due to What Was Perceived as Her Wittiness and Originality (But Was Actually Plagiarism of Other Actually Witty and Original Works)."

EBay!!!! http://www.ebay.com/itm/Set-of-10-Pentel-Gel-Pens-Milky-Series-/111038894305?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item19da6f10e1 Just the pictures take me back!

I was about to suggest Snapewives, too! It's frankly amazing how many of these people are out there.

Still the best wank of all time.

I've used BB cream since way back when it was still known as "tinted moisturizer." Less coverage than foundation, but still smooths things out a little, plus some SPF! But MAGICAL MIRACLE DOES-EVERYTHING CREAM? Nope.

"I just really want a WOW factor." To Pnina you go!

You know who laugh instead of calmly expressing their amusement? Children. Adults should have the words and emotional skill set to discuss their enthusiasm like grown-ups—not like toddlers.

No, not smug — I am literally in the exact same situation as you with my husband. I went down the list thinking, "...Well, yeah." I don't think it's farfetched at all, but maybe we are just incredibly lucky!

After despairing of ever finding a ring to meet my unorthodox preferences, my fiance found a local jeweler and designed one himself! If you go to a smaller, independent jeweler (e.g. not Zales or Kay or whatever), they're often willing to custom make something for a reasonable price. You can even give them a budget…

Oh man, same here! I was a daily F_W devotee back in its heyday. And as a result, I cannot take Cassie Clare seriously, ever. Though that's probably not a bad thing.

There's actually no official teaching on where unbaptized children end up; Limbo was a "theological opinion" that was popular for a while, but it was never endorsed by the Church. Catholics are pretty much free to believe whatever they want on the subject.

This is so so so important. When love languages don't match up, it can create problems unless both partners are aware that they "speak" differently. One partner showers the other with little gifts and thoughtful notes, yet the giftee is sad and unsatisfied because the other rarely says "I love you" out loud. Learn…

What an articulate kid! "I don't want to humiliate myself." "Frank Ocean. Am I correct?" I'm torn between wanting to high five her or snuggle her.

I get all those mispellings, plus various "Katie"s, "Kate"s, "Kathy"s, "Kathleen"s, etc. etc. I've learned just to answer to whatever seems to be directed at me.

I thought your first sentence to myself, verbatim. Rumer's diagonal stripes are fantastic and Taylor's neckline saved her from looking too twee and proper, a trap she falls into pretty frequently on the red carpet. Good for both of them!