LOL @ "Fuck your campers." If you're playing BF4 and you're not camping, you're doing it wrong haha.

Seriously, this thing... It's utterly bonkers. Everything about it goes to 11, then snaps the knob off, lights it on fire, and throws it on an exploding gascan. Then it walks away while the world explodes.

FTFY.

Jesus take the WHEEEEEL!

Torch the gifs, Torch. A static picture rather than 2 crummy frames of video set to Seizure Lite would've upped the readability here tenfold.

I have learned that I no longer need to question anything that happens in their Fast & Furious world. Every time I think of someone in the meeting room before filming explaining how dumb their plans are to the cast, I just picture Vin Diesel standing up and doing this, and everyone has to just look at the floor and…

In Dom's defense, what the crap else are you going to do with your hands while your car is plummeting through the lower atmosphere? Put on deodorant? Check Tinder? Eat a cronut? You have to grab onto something.

We are prepared to extract the seamen.

yes. You actually pass more often in residential areas because people actually stop to load/unload passengers, look at house numbers, turn into side streets, etc.

The fun thing about 12' lanes for me is that I drive a car that has an overall width of 5'8" and a wheel track of about 4'9". I can dodge obstacles that are almost in the middle of the lane but my wheels will only kiss the dividing bumps. Not that I am saying that we should change all lanes to 10' or 8'. This just…

here in America we have 18 wheeler semi trucks delivering goods to every corner of the country. Have you seen one take a right turn in a 12 foot lane? Not everyone drives shitty micro cars. Perhaps you would feel more at home in Italy riding a scooter so you can feel the wind on your vagina.

Deadspin rails on people all the time for being racist, but they hate the entire Midwest. Fuck this website.

it is absolutely baller in green! and it is a great product for this company, which needs a more entry level bike now, especially for people too short or too high to ride a hypermotard. not judging. plus i know nick rockwell is already thinking of a package to put this, the last of the air-breathing ducati twins, on…

Lincoln Mercury and Buick are always going to be rebadge brands. That is what middle tier luxury is.

'hunkered down in some shrubbery...'

This is a good point. In city driving games, it's amazing how you can tear down trees, power lines, fire hydrants, etc., but then something completely stupid like a hedge will stop you as if you hit concrete median.

More than you can afford, pal.

Durrr, not a wagon. Hurrdurr.

70 years of glorious power wagon beg to differ

Screw that. Cram a V10 in there.