My father is indeed in his 50s. Not remembering the 60s, and not knowing what a Dodge Dart is are two completely separate things.

I'm assuming I'm the target market in that I'm 22. My dad was just sayin how it wasn't a dart because it had entirely too many doors among other things. I agreed then got in a new dart and discovered my head sits against the roof.

get in there nice and deep like

nah he's fingerin his belly button

What is this the official daytona mud model? Because I can get behind that.

rednecks also don't know what a bad idea is

Idk. all of his interviews I've seen he says exactly that. He says he loves stage rally, and all of the money he's made allows him to do it. To me you can either think of it for him as a part time job or a hobby. That's what I've taken from his interviews. Obviously I don't know him, and will likely never meet him. So…

Yes. I was under no pretense it was new. I would say the most famous current one is either Block or Mcdreamy, or is it mcsteamy. It's one of those two.

Nah you pretty much nailed it. Problem is he then defaults to well it costs more to live in Europe, but they're doing ok.

can not be said enough

You're correct. He even says this himself. He made his money, and he like doing rally. So that's what he does with his free time. It's a hobby to him. He just happens to get to do it with the best in the world.

Oh it definitely matters in the south. When I was considering a new to me truck I had to very carefully break it down that I would not be goin off road very seriously so a 4x4 just ate gas for no apparent reason.

considering I just saw this thank you sir for making my day.

mmmm Ducati. I would heavily consider selling my left nut for a Ducati.

Is it bad that I want it with an I6 triple turbo? Because why not?

Isn't perfect symmetry considered most beautiful though? I at least know that's true in humans.

The avalanche is one of the official trucks of the bro culture. I like to think that when they knight a new bro he is given an avalanche until he moves up in the brulture.

It sounds like they're using it as a show car.

The battered looking paint takes this from that's kind of cool to freaking awesome

Fayetteville, Arkansas. They get snow and ice every year, usually multiple times. Shit themselves every single time. Really just all of Arkansas. You can tell exactly when you cross into Missouri because you feel your tires actually touch asphalt