You don’t have to, you can also stand there with your hands held in front or behind you. Gabby just can’t ever do right my Twitter, her hair isn’t right, her hands aren’t right, her skin isn’t right. She just keeps on doing her thing, winning gold.

Yes. It’s 180 million globally, which includes the 117 domestically.

Well, the original sequel kind of sucked, so I’m not sure it would be a great loss.

Counterpoint: Ryan Lotche

If you’ve ever been an athlete, or been around elite athletes, they operate without paying a lot of attention to how the rest of the world operates (avoiding “distractions”). They’re almost never well socialized. An athlete can do well academically and still lack social sophistication or an appreciation for propriety.…

Pool’s closed

Scrape up enough cheddar, I believe you can just purchase Jez outright in a few days.

Isn’t there a little part of you that hopes DannyNoonan is, in fact, a dude?

um...I didn’t make the list.

what about Male Jezebel Commenters™

She will. These mouth-breathers don't realize that they, much like Boers in SA, are on the wrong side of history and history will brutally wash them away from the scenery.

Yeah, I was buying a unisex backpack this morning and the colors all had slight variations. I sure as fuck won’t deny this is a thing, though. Also, tampons should be covered as medical devices.

Stop going to stylists and start going to barbers. You aren’t paying for the person with the scissors, you are paying for the location, decor, accessories, etc.

Female, 2 feet of hair. I’ve never paid $80 for a hair cut in my entire life. A shampoo, condition, and trim is $20 where I go.

It’s all pure math at Amazon, so I can’t really accuse them of doing anything nefarious. You see the same price disparities within the same products for women. There can be a $20+ difference in the same bra in different colors on Amazon because it’s all determined by stock and purchasing data.

Easy for him to say. He won’t be the one going through the heartbreak of having a child with microcephaly.

dedication

#dicksoutforharambe

I don’t care if its -50. Dicks Out!

Having seen the movie and the reviews, I thought it wasn’t nearly as bad as the reviews. Sure, it’s problematic and it does jump around a lot. But I did enjoy it, because it’s a comic book movie and comic books do that a lot. Sure, it has problems, it’s bloated with too many villains and characters that add nothing to…