I’m 38 and I give myself hand jobs nearly every day.

+1 Putting the dick in pendantic

Seriously tho, the whole Hiddleswift affair has somehow redeemed this douche nozzle a bit.

After careful consideration, and hour long (coughthreesecondscough) deliberation, I have come to the inevitable conclusion that I’m all:

“There was an article the other day about how comics sales are stronger than they’ve been since something like 1997.”

I’m not your friend, buddy.

He’s not your pal, friend.

He’s not your guy, pal.

I don’t think he’s their buddy, guy.

Asian cinema is 10x larger than American... From Bollywood to Chinese controlled government movies Asian people are leads in movies every day...

Yes, also known as “americans.”

I’m trying to get outraged about an american adaption of a japanese cartoon using american actors and I just can’t.

If women ever join men on a major professional sports team, I think it will be baseball and I look forward to it.

Isn’t Danerys Jon’s auntie?

Appleton rim club soda & a splash of cranberry. Hammock view of Jamaica seaside. Rereading Marge Piercy, smokin a fat spliff. Cheers y'all!

It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away, but that’s exactly what Democrats are determined to do by banning semi-automatic handguns.

“We knew it was only a matter of time; we had to get him down,” she told herNYT interviewer. “We didn’t have anything on the plane to help him.”

This isn’t all that paranoid. I made fun of an ex when she did this, but as soon as the PRISM story broke, anybody who cares about infosec covered up their cameras. He’s a perfect target for hackers and spear phishers.

Listen up:

Ramsay’s games are always rigged. If Rickon had zigzagged, he would’ve just ordered his men to fire an entire volley, and no amount of sideways running is going to save you from that.