I think LeBron finally remembered he beat this team with zero help twice last year

Wait. You get a full year? Yeah. Yeah, it’s much worse in the States.

Hi Bernie!

Yeah...that’s not going to happen.

I mean, then we’re at the baby and the bathwater, aren’t we? As much as I personally agree and see all religious texts as figments of powerful and/or insane people writing their fanfiction about the divine... that’s easy for me to say, as a culturally-Catholic agnostic. To be of a Western faith but reject the idea of…

Counterpoint (and no disrespect intended): Like other “holy” books, the Quran is made up (by man) and should be understood in the context of the time and culture it was written in. Not saying it does not have a lot of beauty and truth about life, but to consider a book the inerrant word of God is how troubles start.

Mia Wasikowska: sure.

I AM FUCKING BROKEN RIGHT NOW, ABSOLUTELY GUTTED

THE HOUR BETWEEN ME FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS AND IT BEING REPORTED ON JEZEBEL WAS THE HARDEST HOUR OF MY ENTIRE LIFE AND I AM SURPRISED I AM EVEN STILL ALIVE.

How can such beautiful people look so awkward canoodling?

lean and sizzurp are the same thing

My theory is that Victoria’s Secret went bankrupt ages ago, but Leo keeps them afloat as a front for his matchmaking services (provided only to him).

Taco-flavored kisses for my Leo!

But not go to the US. Out of the lightning, into the guns. Which is worse?

The fuck did I just watch?

My takeaway from the title is that lightning strikes are a very real public safety crisis in Japan.

Me: Damn babe, the Waif is like the damn T-2000!

Steph Curry is 28. 28 backwards is 82. Steph curry is known for shooting, or Shooting Basketballs Accurately. SBA, translated to numbers, is 584. 584 plus 82 is 666.

Steph Curry is the devil.

LeBron James wears 23