Your name is perfection...how do you stay on his head, anyways?

I hear ya.

Is anything EASIER for us because we’re black? Besides getting arrested?

I like to pretend that “Girls” is set up like the DC Universe, and Lena and pals are on an alternate Earth where it’s very white. “Friends” was also set on this Earth-2.

I actually enjoyed the ol’ Switcheroo! Isn’t there a Marvel short where the Mandarin is shown to be the real deal?

Exactly! Being married to someone gives you a reason to try to be more successful and to take better care of yourself.

My dad died on Tuesday. It’s weird even typing the words. The past few years our relationship was strained, as he was very ill and this brought out the worst aspects of his personality (severely co-dependent, narcissistic, selfish). But as time passes I remember more and more of who he was before all this, and I miss…

Superbad came out the week I graduated high school, so it holds a soft spot for me (half of my class went to see it after graduation practice and we were so inspired by the movie, we all went to someone’s house and got teenaged drunk on shitty beer at 5 pm on a Thursday. One of my favorite memories). Yeah, some parts…

Why did I read all of that.

THEY DID SOMETHING I DON’T LIKE THEREFORE BULLYING

So.

I will only listen if the track list is something like this:

That was my same thought. I scoffed out loud. A 150,000 word masters thesis?! From a kid who is currently like a freshman in college. And then that thesis is going to get published?! What the fuck is this professor smoking because I want some of it. A 150,000 thesis is like 600 double spaced pages. The longest masters…

You can only conclude one thing from the professor’s statement: that he, too, is a rapist.

Yes world, the real story here is that God did this to Owen Labrie but still loves him. Let’s not be distracted by the minor detail of him committing rape and then - just to show how unchanged and heinous he is - violating the conditions of his bail.

..........Ah, no.

Just another clickbait ‘controversy’.

There is some controversy over white people performing acoustic covers of music by black artists

I get that some of the downvoting is definitely butthurt morons who hate that there are lady Ghostbusters however, that trailer is terrible. Like really really terrible. If I voted on Youtube videos, I’d downvote the shit out of it too. I like the idea of the film but watching the trailer was super disappointing.

I’m flying to another city for a job interview tomorrow for a position that would be amazing for my career. I’m incredibly underqualified for the job, so it’s a long shot, but it’s exciting to be considered.