How does it feel? Did you cry when you chopped it off? Looks good.

I'm starting to dread going to my daughter's school. Fact: all those assholes from your school days grew up, had kids, and are now continuing their asshole ways in the elementary school parking lot.

It hasn't been this short in years.

1) God, MIA owns.

Hey. I just wanted to say I love all of you. Jezebel has the most awesome commenters. I completely wasted like all of today on here, but I barely even regret it because you all are so fucking chill.

In other words, she has empathy for people that are just like her.

Don't schedule meetings with anyone, parent or not, at 4:30 pm. Unless you are a monster.

I believe you're thinking of Demolition Man there.

This is a great weekly feature! Thank you. I really appreciate this service.

I don't know how to not sound sarcastic on the internet. I am being sincere (for the first time). Please continue this.

Don't you mean #FISTworldproblems? I'll see myself out (slams door).

This is the best way for everyone to win. They still have the sexy female characters and they have Zarya as well. World peace was achieved.

after reading some of the comments still complaining because shes a "Butch Russian" I come to the Conclusion that there's just No Pleasing Anyone .

Sister of Zangief?

So they threw a chick's head on a dude's body and added lumps to the breastplate... yay. :\

I don't think I have all the words to express my obsession with Daughter this week. That line in "Smother" really resonates this days when you feel you have done nothing right.

Also, I turned 30 this week, and the song Candles was everything: "Blow out all the candles, you're too old to be so shy".

yes.

Older hip-hop head here. Big Sean — worth the time or waste of time? The only thing I've really heard him on is Kanye's "Clique." Pretty good but clearly outshone by Jay and 'Ye. Where would you recommend I start with this guy?

No, it's not. He was famous before Naya, he had multiple records off his first album that made the charts, and he was featured on My Twisted Dark Fantasy.

It's true though.

Thanks! I first heard it from a British friend who used to be a bartender back in the UK. He was completely flabbergasted by all the people acting fancy drinking it and by all its "high end" marketing. It's like a micro version of Jaegermeister's marketing success. Before Jaeger became the drink of choice for total…

I looked at the beer list, was completely overwhelmed, and picked the only beer I recognized: Stella.