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sooo if i'm really drunk then i can use the pull out method 33% more effectively. thanks for the info!

But then how can we make fun of him if they don't post this?

You sold your soul I bet.

Stikc ot sprots

I started reading Jez in 2008, a year after I started my personal blog. Somewhere down the line I wrote abt my period & obsession with the change in OB Ultra tamps. My friend said, "You should really send this to Dodai." I immediately said I was not worthy, but I nervously sent an email. A day later my period &…

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Seriously?????? WTF is going on???? The first article that led me to Jez was one that you wrote. You are literally the reason I am here on this site. I am legitimately upset. I really don't know how to process this :( Apologies in advance for the following gifs as I am menstruating and I just can't even....

I am really going to miss you. Thank you for every single thing you have ever done for me here. I would not have gotten through it without you. You are awesome, amazing and damn perfect. I found the perfect goodbye gift for you, too. I remember how much you loved this.

I was going to post a bunch of sad gifs but it was making me sad looking for them so in your honor I'm posting hot dudes:

Tyra, Lovely, sit down. This is just embarrassing.

I've only got the one tattoo, so I'm no expert. I mean, maybe there's a good reason that Lady Gaga's bare ass has to be fully exposed while the artist works on her upper back. Maybe.

In Pennsylvania, that's not rape. Age of consent is 16 no matter the age difference.

That's what I was saying. Malia is the image of her father down to the lankiness. Sasha has those round facial features her mother has. Had I known Morocco has a lock on doppleganger orphans, I could have saved myself some stretchmarks.

How shrewd of the Obamas to adopt daughters who look exactly like them.

Confirmation bias ain't just a river in Egypt.

Has a skeleton living inside of her