I suppose we could try reporting about breaking news through a free medium like smoke signals.

I think I see a design flaw already.

I love this woman. She's an absolutely incredible lady. I tried to fight it for a time but I give in, you have my heart, Angie!

I really want Ballmer to buy the team. We need some of this

Lol. This reminds me of the quote from Susan Sarandon (which I will butcher from memory):

The Smith kids really are special.

I remember her first big mixtape, that shit was HOT. Sadly the whole Barbie thing has made her kinda blah.

I wouldn't call the help defense choice a mistake. Sure it was giving up a high percentage shot, but that was in exchange for not giving James a guaranteed bucket. Maybe leaving Leonard on him was a mistake, but even Diaw wasn't having much more luck on James last night. Diaw's only saving grace was that James'…

After a night of shitting from multiple IVs rehydrating myself for months, I too like to munch on a weeks worth of sodium and butter and sugar. Because fuck it.

I'm pulling for the Spurs and I approve this. Give a phenominal athlete a break.

haha Rough games are now 25 pts on 9/17 shooting in 33 minutes. I like how gently the narrative has gone from him being injured, quickly to him being a pussy because of said injury, to him now not even playing well in game 1. Yes it's semantics, but it all adds up to the bullshit perception people have of Lebron.

Nope, we share the exact same feelings. Unless it's the Knicks winning (lol, nothing to worry about there), I'm pulling for Lebron until he gets his 7th title. I can't wake the bullshit MJ-Lebron comparison either. I also can't stand the way morons romanticize the past. Sure, Michael Jordan was a basketball genius who…

I see so many people knocking LeBron for whining to refs, and yet, I see Duncan make this exact face like 4 times per game.

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I'm rooting for Miami just because I don't want to deal with how awful Spurs fans are when their team wins.

"I caught Tim Duncan peeking at me a little bit,"

(Fun fact: during world's fairs exhibitions/depictions of Egyptian civilization in the Victorian Era, Europeans always depicted Egypt as "ancient Egypt." Egyptians were absolutely not interested—they wondered why their Muslim heritage and history was never addressed... ... I may or may not have written a paper on this…

I mean... yeah, but equating the cultures of Ancient Egypt and Modern Egypt is like equating contemporary Italian culture with Imperial Rome. It is their past, but culturally they bear little similarity to one another, what with Islam and Christianity (respectively) shaking up basically everything.

Katy. Go home. She is really, really, good at cultural appropriation, though.
Can anybody make a reference to Stargate in a music video?