Those birds never expected the Spanish Indyquisition.

they should add a small electric motor and prop attach it to a wheel on top of their helmet, look mom no hands. Or a motor to the helmet that would spin it.

Not parkour. Stop calling everything with concrete and jumps 'parkour', especially if it's all about tricks and not about displacement.

Remember when we practiced common sense on the roads and as pedestrians we were told to look both ways before going across the street?

We're asking automakers to bloat their cars and add dubiously useful tech to prolong the lives of idiots who'd have been laughed at by Darwin as they lay dying on the side of the road.