wouldn't it be cool to have MS Sam do the singing

Robot Rock you say? Dubstep you say? I say French house as in Daft Punk

Your post is bad, and you should feel bad!

I managed to read through this mammoth of a post, and boy do I feel like raising hell! In my opinion this hipster couldn't be more wrong!

Said a smartphone (read: not iPhone) user never :)

This question gets asked quite often, guess there's a reason they do it like that.

Slow response on the crew's side, shame on them. He did in fact try to utilize a route he had used in an earlier race, and it would've worked fine in not for the race organizers closing the gate. Quick thinking on the Finn's part

Just two Finnish winter-driving tips:

Some major anti-Clarksonism in the air in good old Yankeeland? :D The man is a genius!